New Years Resolution

“This year I am going to do it”
I say as I punch my hand to fist
“I am making my resolutions
And I’ll check them off my list”

“First of all, the house…
The office needs some organizing
The garage cleaning, attic needs clearing
Oh that all just sounds so agonizing”

“Maybe I’ll starts with my life…
I’d love to go back and get a degree
But then there’s homework, tests and essays
And none of my spare time will be free”

“How about beginning with my body…
I need to lose about 20 lbs or so
I can try to eat a little heather
But can I really give up my cookie dough?”

“So I guess I can work on my finances
It would be awesome to get out of debt
But giving up my hormonal shopping sprees?
I wouldn’t be the one to place that bet”

“Now what is left on my list?
Staring a journal, writing a book
Sorting out the pictures, lining the cabinets
And learning to be a better cook?”

“Well I guess I’ll rearrange my resolutions
I’ll need to set out a lengthy game plan
My new resolution is NO RESOLUTIONS”
I say as I punch my fist to hand

Caught You

I know at times he stays up at night
Just to watch me while I sleep
Trying to see the dreams I dream
To discover the secrets I keep

I caught him out of the corner of my eye
Staring at me while I cook & clean
Wanting to know what is in my head
And what my funny looks mean

Again I saw him catching a peek
Spying on my reflection in the mirror
Hoping that all my inner thought
Will become a little bit clearer

It is all those small things that he dose
At those times when he thinks I don’t see
That lets me know how he really feels
And I know that my husband loves me

Twas the night before Christmas, Puppy style

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
The small present was stirring as quite as a mouse
The ribbon was tied on the box with care
In hope that in the morning the other present would still be there

The parents were nestled all snug in their bed
While thought of escaping ran through the presents head
His paws began to scratch as he awoke from his nap
His nose pushed and pulled to lift the boxes flap

When snap went the ribbon making no even a clatter
The puppy sprung to his feet with a soft pitter patter
Out from his prison he flew like a flash
Shaking his head spraying drool with a splash

He smelled something yummy, and run lively and quick
To find a pile of cookies with a note “For St. Nike”
More rapid then an eagles he gobbled them all up
And he drank all the milk that was found in the cup

And then in a twinkling he let out a soft woof
As he noticed all the socking filled to the roof
He ran to the fireplace trying not to make a sound
Then with one swift leap he flew from the ground

His teeth just caught the edge of the stocking foot
As he landed on the ground, coating is paws in soot
He ripped though the cloth, chomping the candy-canes with a crack
There was nothing left to enjoy so he turned his back

He saw all the presents wrapped under the tree
And the little puppy wondered, “Could these be for me?”
So present after present we wiped up with joy
Searching a searching for a fun squeaky toy

Not finding anything there, the puppy decided
It must not be here, then the his toy was sighted
The lights how the twinkled, on the tree so bright
The puppy wanted to catch them, and oh what a sight

The tree came down with a smash and a boom
Then with a flash the light filled the room
And Mommy in her ‘kerchief, and Daddy in his cap,
Were no longer settled for a long winter’s nap.

The puppy backed up to the wall with his tale tucked by his leg
By the looks on there faces, it would be no use to beg
Daddy got closer and closer with his arms stretched out
His face turning red as he tried not to shout

Then without a warning the puppy took off with a jerk
Daddy dove down to catch him but the effort did not work
Soot coved paw prints now covered the floor
Mommy cried out with fury like a lioness roar

The puppy ran through the room over ribbon and bow
Sliding through Daddy’s arms as he ducked and dove
Then he was cornered with not even a chance
The puppy stared at the floor, not risking a glance

Then mommy with her arms, picked him up in a hurry
The puppy shook in her hold, he was so worried
But with no reason at all Mommy started to laugh
As she looked around the room at his destructive path

She smile at daddy with a gleam in her eye
Her laughter so laud, she almost began to cry
Then daddy did the same as he scratched the puppy’s ear
“He didn’t know any better” Daddy said “nothing to fear”

Then they both turned around as they kissed the puppy’s head
With him still in Mommy’s arms they headed back to bed
With sleepy lips Daddy mumbled, as he turned out the light
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night”

Please Calm Down Father

Usually it takes some time
To think of a wonderful poem
Putting together inspiring thoughts
To create an art of my own

But my father is not as patience, you see
Every other day he is asking again
To know when I will post a new poem
Like with out these, his day has no end

But Father, you see, it’s not so
I promise you will be just fine
With out my poems you will survive
The fear is all in your mind

Now I know my poems are awesome
And nothing can compare
To the feelings and emotions
That my poetry shares

I know some are so funny
That laughter has never felt so true
And others are so passionate
That time seems to split in two

There are those that are so loving
That only MY words can explain
Like gliding through the soft smooth sky
In a quite and seemless plane

But all the same, you need to know
That you can be quit a bother
Never failing in you requests

So PLEASE calm down Father

Just playing with you Dad. You know that I enjoy your enthusiasm with my one impeccably cool talent. LOL

HALLOWEEN NIGHT

Halloween is a different sort
A holiday all on its own
The only day of every year
Odd creatures come out to roam

Witches and Wizards
Stirring their brew
Goblins and Gremlins
And Werewolves too

The day of the dead
And the day of the scary
Creepy and crawly
And everything hairy

While children dress up
And run door to door
Screaming “Trick-Or-Treat”
And think nothing of it more

These creatures run amuck
Not ever being seen
But the mastiff they cause
Is vivid and mean

Jack-O-Lanterns smashed
And graffiti on the walls
Toilet-papered houses
And heads ripped off dolls

But because adults don’t see them
They all seem to claim
That rebel teenagers did it
And they give them all the blame

So next time you go out
On a dark Halloween night
Be carful who you talk to
In the misty dim lit light

For the creatures of the dark
Will be out on the streets too
They will look for people to scare
And they might just find you

Are you kidding?

So the papers are filled out
And the prints have been taken
All we can to is now done
Unless I’m mistaken

We are now told to wait
To go on like life’s normal
Play one day at a time
This time is not formal

I’m thinking “Are you kidding”
Forget the anxiety we fell
Go on like life’s normal!!
Are you serially for real?

Don’t you get that any minute
She will give us a call
And tell us we have been chosen
Us out of them all!!!!!

We will meet with the mother
And pray that she likes us
We will try so stay calm
And not make a lot of fuss

She will love who we are
And time will go by
Them see will give birth
And our hearts will start to cry

We will look through the window
At the baby that is our own
It will be wrapped in a soft blanket
And we will finally bring it home

So go on like life’s normal
With our anxiety forbidding
I can’t believe my hears
Serially, are you kidding????

On My Blog

I walk up in the morning
With my eyes full of fog
I quickly shower and get dressed
So I can check my Blog

I run down stairs
And feed my dog
Stoping while he eats
To update my Blog

I go to work and wait
The whole 8 hours long
Then drive home like a demand
Then I log into my Blog

I quickly cook dinner
Then eat like a hog
All so I can spend
More time on my Blog

I have gained a lot of weight
Cause I no longer Jog
For I spend ALL my time
Playing on my Blog

My family can say in touch
By reading the dialog
Because I spend so much time
On my 3 different Bolgs